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Who's a Jaffa?
« on: Thu 02 Sep 10 02:00 GMT »
not me  smug

13 weeks and my demon offspring has a heartbeat

march watch out cos my missus is gonna drop  VUVUZELA BRRRRRRR

don't know the sex yet, i obviously want a lad


she wont let me call the baby fernando, carra or reina (even though its a girls name) but you worry not, it's gonna be a red male or female  adore
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #1 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 07:04 GMT »
Congratulations!   VUVUZELA BRRRRRRR
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #2 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 07:30 GMT »
Congrats. How about salif, Igor or veggard?
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #3 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 07:41 GMT »
Well done, your swimmers swim in the right direction!

Call him Erik.
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« Reply #4 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 07:58 GMT »
Congrats Surprised


Call him... Brenda  bunny
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #5 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 08:18 GMT »
Yay! Babies!

Congrats!

I have 2 girls, one I managed to call Anouk (Anakin - Luke) and I have the green light for Rafael if a boy comes along some day. I need to start changing her mind to Fernando now though.....
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #6 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 11:42 GMT »
I have no kids but I did once look after my nephew for just over half a day - including taking him to the park and putting him to bed - so I am quite the parenting expert should you need a hand Thumbs Up
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #7 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 15:48 GMT »
cheers dudes  Surprised

Igor is out, so is sir igor of biscan Shake Fist

I don't think she's gonna go for any reds names  sulk

Glosrob I appreciate the offer and you will be the first person I ask if I run into parental difficulties
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #8 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 18:39 GMT »
Name it Rod, after the father! Surprised
congratulations mate!
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #9 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 18:57 GMT »
Just found out my wife's preggo again. only 8 weeks though.

me and scouseDandy  smug


Glosrob -  cheeky
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #10 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 19:40 GMT »
Congrats boys!

I have two already, so no Jaffa's here. Although this smiley seems strangely appropriate.  punch balls
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« Reply #11 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 19:44 GMT »
wtf is a jaffa?  confused
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« Reply #12 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 19:48 GMT »
Quote from: Nandofandango on Thu 02 Sep 10 19:44 GMT
wtf is a jaffa?  confused

A type of orange. Slang for being seedless, i.e. infertile.  Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #13 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 20:07 GMT »
Ah, thanks.

I've been edumacated  Surprised
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
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Quote from: shugdaddy on Thu 02 Sep 10 20:33 GMT



 lol lol lol

He's a odd looking bastard  adore

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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #16 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 20:52 GMT »
Quote from: shugdaddy on Thu 02 Sep 10 20:33 GMT



indeed.
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #17 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 22:11 GMT »
Thought this was a thread offering out Jaffa Cakes  sad

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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #18 on: Thu 02 Sep 10 22:36 GMT »
Lucat Levia was called Jaffa when I collected him from the animal shelter TRUE FACT
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #19 on: Fri 03 Sep 10 16:38 GMT »
Quote from: shugdaddy on Thu 02 Sep 10 20:33 GMT

Shake Fist I know I'm a day late but I haven't seen this thread and was going to post this once I'd noticed it.
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #20 on: Fri 03 Sep 10 18:12 GMT »
Quote from: cowers on Thu 02 Sep 10 18:57 GMT
Just found out my wife's preggo again. only 8 weeks though.

me and scouseDandy  smug


Glosrob -  cheeky
Virtual High Five  smug
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #21 on: Fri 03 Sep 10 18:44 GMT »
My cousin gave birth today, the name of the baby boy....





........ Lucas  vorinator  If only she knew how blessed she was.
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #22 on: Fri 03 Sep 10 19:23 GMT »
Must be a baby boom atm, the boss is going on about how his sister gave birth in the back of the car on the way to the hospital on Wednesday.

He described it as "Pulp Fiction in the back of the car"
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« Reply #23 on: Fri 03 Sep 10 20:22 GMT »
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Must be a baby boom atm, the boss is going on about how his sister gave birth in the back of the car on the way to the hospital on Wednesday.

He described it as "Pulp Fiction in the back of the car"

he got raped by a gimp in the car  uhoh
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #24 on: Sat 04 Sep 10 21:04 GMT »
Quote from: shugdaddy on Fri 03 Sep 10 20:22 GMT
Quote from: zimagic on Fri 03 Sep 10 19:23 GMT
Must be a baby boom atm, the boss is going on about how his sister gave birth in the back of the car on the way to the hospital on Wednesday.

He described it as "Pulp Fiction in the back of the car"

he got raped by a gimp in the car  uhoh

I take it he hasn't actually seen Pulp then...  uhoh
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Re: Who's a Jaffa?
« Reply #25 on: Sat 04 Sep 10 22:59 GMT »
I assume he means the blood and suchlike much like the mess Mr Keitel has to clean up.
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